17. Farmers Only Please

          You don't have to be lonely...at Farmers Only! The commercial played on the tv for this online dating site made and designed for country folks. My roommate Alexis and I look at each other. It was only five minutes ago that we were brainstorming prank ideas to pull on our roommate Carly. Pranks are a part of the roommate bonding process, right? You know you've been blessed with the best roommates when you can pull as many pranks possible and still continue to live together in harmony.

          Alexis pulled out her laptop, and we decided to make Carly a Farmers Only account. We edited her profile and made it appealing to men ranging from 21-99.
          Her little biography said: "I enjoy a plethora of outdoor activities such as camping, hiking, swimming (skinny dipping if you're lucky), and sports. Family is the most important thing in life, so I plan on starting one real soon. I enjoy the simple things in life--reading on my porch swing, cook'n up a juicy steak, and listening to Christmas music year 'round."

          We made sure not to actually interact with the guys who "liked/flirted" with her, because we didn't want to take it too far. The minute Carly walked into the door, it was impossible to keep a straight face. She immediately knew something was up. 

          "Guys...what did you do?" she said as she slowly walked over.

          "Nothing, nothing. It's a surprise!" Alexis exclaims.

          "Tell me right now."

          "NO. Do you want to ruin your Christmas gift?"

           This banter went on for another thirty minutes until Carly finally gave up. She went to her room, and Alexis and I decided we would tell her before we all left for Christmas. There will be an    envelope on her bed that says, "You don't have to be lonely." Inside the envelope will be a list of all the guys that "liked" her along with her username and password, incase she does plan on pursuing a farmer.